Re: MOT Failure

**Dark Knight** 5/3/2009, 9:24 pm

dressur wrote:
Seb wrote:Stew - sorry to hear the bad news mate, it's an expensive game this!

Can you borrow the headlamps from your Mrs' F just for the re-test? you then have another year to spread the costs of the headlights!

At least that way you can get a ticket and tax???

He'd have to find himself a Mrs first!! Probably quicker to do it the proper way!!

I think Seb meant Kathryn!

Many have made that mistake!! Cool

**dressur** 5/3/2009, 9:42 pm

Dark Knight wrote:

I think Seb meant Kathryn!

Many have made that mistake!!

I know -it was a great excuse to have a dig though!!

**Dark Knight** 5/3/2009, 9:45 pm

he's going to get a complex!!!

**Seb** 5/3/2009, 9:54 pm

**dressur** 5/3/2009, 10:07 pm

Dark Knight wrote: he's going to get a complex!!!

Never mind eh!!

**Dark Knight** 5/3/2009, 10:12 pm

We could play Cupid and Fait!! Laugh my a**e off!

**Rich** 5/3/2009, 11:42 pm

Dark Knight wrote: he's going to get a complex!!!

So is she! Laugh my a**e off!

Rich

Guest 6/3/2009, 6:32 am

A common mistake! We're used to it tho...

Well, work to car has been done today, but can't get it re-tested till next week. Still have to swap my exhaust/cat, so will do that Saturday. The bad news is that all of this means I probably am not going to get time to start my lambo doors just yet. Think I will struggle to get them done before the next pub meet, but you never know!

Andy Knott joined me for the visit to MGFCentre, and as predicted, he was like a giggling little teenager, not sure what to do with himself!!! Laughing

At one point Victoria turned to me and said that I just laugh at what she says, but Andy doesn't know how to take it!!!! Oh dear, the lad needs some training on being in front of women.... Laughing

**Dark Knight** 6/3/2009, 7:05 am

Good news the car is sorted! Shame about the Lambo doors though!

Well Andy is married so i suppose he's out of practice!!

**dressur** 6/3/2009, 7:21 am

Dark Knight wrote:Good news the car is sorted! Shame about the Lambo doors though!

Well Andy is married so i suppose he's out of practice!!

But at least he has Stewart to pass on some tips - even if they are just "How to stay single" tips!!

**Andy Knott** 6/3/2009, 7:36 am

Stew I think you'll find you did all the giggling and nudging I was the mature one, remember I have got the dictaphone with the evidence. To be honest I was too knackered to giggle like a girl as I was up at 5.30 and in the office for 7.00 as we agreed, what time did you bowl up Very Happy

half eight weren't it!!

Remeber when Victoria asked you to look the other way when I was taking pictures, she obviuosly knew who the perv was Laughing

Ally I learn't a lot from Stew today.
1. How to ruin your hearing, travel in Shaggy to MGFC
2. How not to act round atractive women Tongue

3. How to giggle and blush like a little girl

Guest 6/3/2009, 7:49 am

LOl...

Granted, I admit I seriously overslept this morning! And most sincere apologies for that....

Now, back to how to act infront of women! She did ask me to look away, as I most definitely was perving, and she loved it really... She loves the attention, and I'm happy to give it!

Giggling??? I would say laughing with her, and knowing when it's a joke!

Still, great fun today, particularly seeing you all uncomfortable in front of an attractive lady!

But as for my exhaust, it will be back to standard this weekend, it's gonna feel weird, but not for long! I just need to work out how to make it even LOUDER!!!!

Guest 6/3/2009, 7:51 am

dressur wrote:But at least he has Stewart to pass on some tips - even if they are just "How to stay single" tips!!

Bugger, fair point!

**Andy Knott** 6/3/2009, 8:02 am

No worries mate I know you old buggers need your beauty sleep, you need as much as you can get Laughing

It was a great day out thanks for letting me tag along and showing you how to act in front of a woman.
A quiet shaggy NEVER, how about drilling a few holes in the manifold Evil or Very Mad

**dressur** 6/3/2009, 8:55 am

Andy Knott wrote:Stew I think you'll find you did all the giggling and nudging I was the mature one, remember I have got the dictaphone with the evidence. To be honest I was too knackered to giggle like a girl as I was up at 5.30 and in the office for 7.00 as we agreed, what time did you bowl up half eight weren't it!!

Remeber when Victoria asked you to look the other way when I was taking pictures, she obviuosly knew who the perv was

Ally I learn't a lot from Stew today.
1. How to ruin your hearing, travel in Shaggy to MGFC
2. How not to act round atractive women
3. How to giggle and blush like a little girl

None of the above surprises me in the slightest!!

I'm probably bringing my tarty blonde friend to the Bucks meet - could be an interesting social experiment!!

**Dark Knight** 6/3/2009, 6:07 pm

scubastewart wrote:LOl...

Granted, I admit I seriously overslept this morning! And most sincere apologies for that....

Now, back to how to act infront of women! She did ask me to look away, as I most definitely was perving, and she loved it really... She loves the attention, and I'm happy to give it!

Giggling??? I would say laughing with her, and knowing when it's a joke!

Still, great fun today, particularly seeing you all uncomfortable in front of an attractive lady!

But as for my exhaust, it will be back to standard this weekend, it's gonna feel weird, but not for long! I just need to work out how to make it even LOUDER!!!!

oh now that will be weird a quiet Shaggy! Maybe put the Mk3 one on when you put the exhaust s back?????

**Dark Knight** 6/3/2009, 6:09 pm

dressur wrote:
Andy Knott wrote:Stew I think you'll find you did all the giggling and nudging I was the mature one, remember I have got the dictaphone with the evidence. To be honest I was too knackered to giggle like a girl as I was up at 5.30 and in the office for 7.00 as we agreed, what time did you bowl up half eight weren't it!!

Remeber when Victoria asked you to look the other way when I was taking pictures, she obviuosly knew who the perv was

Ally I learn't a lot from Stew today.
1. How to ruin your hearing, travel in Shaggy to MGFC
2. How not to act round atractive women
3. How to giggle and blush like a little girl

None of the above surprises me in the slightest!!

I'm probably bringing my tarty blonde friend to the Bucks meet - could be an interesting social experiment!!

I think you might need pics to back thet up Laugh my a**e off!

Guest 10/3/2009, 5:49 am

MOT re-test has been passed!!! Just going to pick it up, and then sort out tax for it tomorrow.

DK, I have now seen a pic of said tarty blonde.....

**dressur** 10/3/2009, 6:54 am

scubastewart wrote:
DK, I have now seen a pic of said tarty blonde.....

And? I know shes over the hill by your standards, but still not bad for something so ancient!!

**Dark Knight** 10/3/2009, 7:10 am

Stop!! you'll give people nightmares!!!!

**dressur** 10/3/2009, 7:17 am

Dark Knight wrote:Stop!! you'll give people nightmares!!!!

She's only 27 - we are talking about Stewart here

**Andy Knott** 11/3/2009, 9:15 am

Stew iv'e just finished listening to the dictaphone that we took to the MGF Centre. I hate to say it but we both sound like creeps around your girlfriend. Remember when she asked what colour lights you have, meaning neons and you replied Iv'e got blue eyes Laugh my a**e off!

she thought you were trying to pull her LOL

Guest 11/3/2009, 9:40 am

Does your missus know that you have been listening to tape recordings of another lady?!!!! Shocked

I blame it on her accent, I miss heard what she said!!!! Laughing

Now, where are those photos you were going to send me.....

**dressur** 11/3/2009, 8:55 pm

Andy Knott wrote:Remember when she asked what colour lights you have, meaning neons and you replied I've got blue eyes

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Funniest thing I've heard all year - what a plonker!!!!!!! Did you flutter your eyelashes as you said it?

**Dark Knight** 11/3/2009, 9:12 pm

I'm thinking this recording should be uploaded if possible!!!! Laughing

Turn it into a ring tone

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