Re: Waterskiing!!

**M77XNE** 28/5/2008, 5:02 am

Ali, I am sorry to say this hun but Stewart is coming to mine sometime this week, home cooking and a bit of wine, also the destraction of my car - I will be under his whipping off that splitter!! lol

**dressur** 28/5/2008, 5:50 am

M77XNE wrote:Ali, I am sorry to say this hun but Stewart is coming to mine sometime this week, home cooking and a bit of wine, also the destraction of my car - I will be under his whipping off that splitter!! lol

Good girl - we weak and feeble women must work together to get these boys doing things our way! make sure he's occupied with yours/stuffing his face - and whip off all the nice bits!

No LED's though - don't fancy them much!!

Guest 29/5/2008, 7:51 am

dressur wrote:
M77XNE wrote:Ali, I am sorry to say this hun but Stewart is coming to mine sometime this week, home cooking and a bit of wine, also the destraction of my car - I will be under his whipping off that splitter!! lol

Good girl - we weak and feeble women must work together to get these boys doing things our way! make sure he's occupied with yours/stuffing his face - and whip off all the nice bits!

No LED's though - don't fancy them much!!

Right then the pair of you...... I go away for a few days, and you start getting funny ideas about the bits to swipe off my car!!! You could of course make it easier and just swap the number plates over and have the whole car!!!

I'll be keeping a close eye on my car now!

**Rich** 29/5/2008, 7:53 am

If I were you, I'd electrify it when you're not able to keep it under surveilance... affraid

Do you know, I've forgotten what this thread was about originally... Rolling Eyes

Rich.

Guest 29/5/2008, 7:55 am

Rich Stone wrote:If I were you, I'd electrify it when you're not able to keep it under surveilance...

Rich.

Good thinking Rich, I'll start work on that tomorrow! Could maybe link it to some flame throwers to singe the fingers of anyone that tries to pinch any bits!

**dressur** 29/5/2008, 7:56 am

scubastewart wrote:
dressur wrote:
M77XNE wrote:Ali, I am sorry to say this hun but Stewart is coming to mine sometime this week, home cooking and a bit of wine, also the destraction of my car - I will be under his whipping off that splitter!! lol

Good girl - we weak and feeble women must work together to get these boys doing things our way! make sure he's occupied with yours/stuffing his face - and whip off all the nice bits!

No LED's though - don't fancy them much!!

Right then the pair of you...... I go away for a few days, and you start getting funny ideas about the bits to swipe off my car!!! You could of course make it easier and just swap the number plates over and have the whole car!!!

I'll be keeping a close eye on my car now!

Sweet offer Stew - but yours is a bit Chavvy

!!!!!!!!!

Guest 29/5/2008, 8:02 am

dressur wrote:Sweet offer Stew - but yours is a bit !!!!!!!!!

Ooh..... Cheeky bugger!

I'm trying to think of a witty response, but my brain isn't working at the moment! However, my car is still a competition winning car, so that must mean the old judges are norfolk oap chavs themselves!

**dressur** 29/5/2008, 8:03 am

scubastewart wrote:
dressur wrote:Sweet offer Stew - but yours is a bit !!!!!!!!!
Ooh..... Cheeky bugger!

I'm trying to think of a witty response, but my brain isn't working at the moment! However, my car is still a competition winning car, so that must mean the old judges are norfolk oap chavs themselves!

Norfolk - Nuff said!!

**Rich** 29/5/2008, 8:05 am

scubastewart wrote:Good thinking Rich, I'll start work on that tomorrow! Could maybe link it to some flame throwers to singe the fingers of anyone that tries to pinch any bits!

And you'll need some more multi-coloured flashing LEDs to warn people of their imminent demise...

Rich.

Guest 29/5/2008, 8:09 am

Rich Stone wrote:
scubastewart wrote:Good thinking Rich, I'll start work on that tomorrow! Could maybe link it to some flame throwers to singe the fingers of anyone that tries to pinch any bits!
And you'll need some more multi-coloured flashing LEDs to warn people of their imminent demise...

Rich.

I could install a voice synthesiser, and have it warn the person off first!

**Rich** 29/5/2008, 8:12 am

scubastewart wrote:I could install a voice synthesiser, and have it warn the person off first!

It would have to be a dalek voice... Caroline would like that... She'd adopt your car as one of her collection! Twisted Evil

Rich.

**dressur** 29/5/2008, 8:12 am

scubastewart wrote:
Rich Stone wrote:
scubastewart wrote:Good thinking Rich, I'll start work on that tomorrow! Could maybe link it to some flame throwers to singe the fingers of anyone that tries to pinch any bits!
And you'll need some more multi-coloured flashing LEDs to warn people of their imminent demise...

Rich.
I could install a voice synthesiser, and have it warn the person off first!

I refer to my previous post!

Guest 29/5/2008, 8:15 am

Rich Stone wrote:It would have to be a dalek voice... Caroline would like that... She'd adopt your car as one of her collection!

Haven't seen anything of Caroline since our last Oxon meet???

Guest 29/5/2008, 8:17 am

dressur wrote:I refer to my previous post!

I have to come up with some ingenious security system with you two ladies about! And if adding chaviness to my car keep you girlies away from it then that works for me!

**Rich** 29/5/2008, 8:18 am

I thought that. Perhaps she's on the other side of the pond again... I was going to ask her if she was interested in attending a Torchwood convention with us next time I see her. Suspect

Perhaps I scared her off when I suggested making a feature length video of SmS...

Rich.

**dressur** 29/5/2008, 8:21 am

scubastewart wrote:
dressur wrote:I refer to my previous post!
I have to come up with some ingenious security system with you two ladies about! And if adding chaviness to my car keep you girlies away from it then that works for me!

And here's me thinking that occupying you with food would work!

talking of Chav - I came back from my folks in Devon with the alu paint my dad used to bling up his landrover!! Trying to decide where to start!!

**Rich** 29/5/2008, 8:24 am

dressur wrote:talking of Chav - I came back from my folks in Devon with the alu paint my dad used to bling up his landrover!! Trying to decide where to start!!

Paint the whole car with it! It'll look like a battered Delorean but it'll be totally unique! Laughing

You could even fit a flux capacitor in it...

Rich.

Guest 29/5/2008, 8:28 am

Aah, I like the sound of that, yeah def paint the whole car! Laughing

**dressur** 29/5/2008, 8:30 am

scubastewart wrote:Aah, I like the sound of that, yeah def paint the whole car!

I was thinking stripes!!

Guest 29/5/2008, 8:33 am

dressur wrote:
scubastewart wrote:Aah, I like the sound of that, yeah def paint the whole car!

I was thinking stripes!!

What, viper stripes? You'll want to ask Rich for advice on how best to do that!!! Laughing

**Rich** 29/5/2008, 8:34 am

Been there, done that... You obviously didn't read ALL the threads you missed...

Rich

Guest 29/5/2008, 8:35 am

Rich Stone wrote: Been there, done that... You obviously didn't read ALL the threads you missed...

Rich

Not yet mate, still catching up! Touchy subject is it!!!

**dressur** 29/5/2008, 8:37 am

scubastewart wrote:
dressur wrote:
scubastewart wrote:Aah, I like the sound of that, yeah def paint the whole car!

I was thinking stripes!!

What, viper stripes? You'll want to ask Rich for advice on how best to do that!!!

He's already shouted at me once this week for calling him a Viper wannabe!!

I was thinking pinstripes - bit more corporate for when i go and visit my druglord clients!

**Rich** 29/5/2008, 8:40 am

Scoob, click here... If you must...

Would have been ok if you'd have been here to defend your old mate... Sad

Rich.

Guest 29/5/2008, 8:46 am

Aah Rich, they really have been picking on you, sorry I wasn't around to support you!!!! Laughing

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