Re: Anyone got a grease gun?

Guest 29/5/2008, 10:45 am

I thought we were talking about nipples, and not bush! Laughing

**Dark Knight** 29/5/2008, 7:12 pm

sounds like a great idea!!! nipple day!!

**Nick** 29/5/2008, 7:24 pm

Still no -one around with a grease and flexible shaft then....looks like I'll have to get hold of one, that'll make me the 'Dirk Diggler' of SMS, onto ebay tonight to get (another) one I guess Wink

**Dark Knight** 29/5/2008, 7:30 pm

Nick wrote:Still no -one around with a grease and flexible shaft then....looks like I'll have to get hold of one, that'll make me the 'Dirk Diggler' of SMS, onto ebay tonight to get (another) one I guess

hi Nick if you do get one tonight and then yours shows up!! i'll buy it off you it will always come in handy!!!

Guest 30/5/2008, 6:59 am

Nick wrote:Still no -one around with a grease and flexible shaft then....looks like I'll have to get hold of one, that'll make me the 'Dirk Diggler' of SMS, onto ebay tonight to get (another) one I guess

If you go round and grease all of our mipples, then you could charge us all a small fee which would help cover the cost of the new gun....

I'd happily pay you a fiver to grease my nipples!!! Laughing

**Dark Knight** 30/5/2008, 7:15 am

so you'd pay Nick a fiver to grease your nipples, well i never knew!!!

**M77XNE** 30/5/2008, 7:38 am

I will do it for free!!! Laughing

**Dark Knight** 30/5/2008, 7:40 am

M77XNE wrote:I will do it for free!!!

do we have an over 18's section in here thats got restrced access!!

**M77XNE** 30/5/2008, 7:43 am

What - for me and the ole nip nips?!! lol Laughing

**Dark Knight** 30/5/2008, 7:46 am

M77XNE wrote:What - for me and the ole nip nips?!! lol

and the rest of you!!

Guest 30/5/2008, 7:51 am

M77XNE wrote:I will do it for free!!!

Sorted, as long as you stop them from squeaking!

**Nick** 30/5/2008, 8:03 am

Okay, I'm worried I'll get known as the nipple bloke Suspect

I've ordered the gun the grease and a flexible shaft fnaar fnaar! Wink

I'll have to read up on where they are then .
I'll happily grease you all up for free on the 8th. Big eyes!

Guest 30/5/2008, 8:15 am

Nick wrote:Okay, I'm worried I'll get known as the nipple bloke
I've ordered the gun the grease and a flexible shaft fnaar fnaar!
I'll have to read up on where they are then .
I'll happily grease you all up for free on the 8th.

YIPPEEE!!!! cheers

Nice one Nick, we will all be looking forward to you giving our nips a good service on the 8th!!! I def reckon you should charge everyone! Something like a pint for each car!!!

**Dark Knight** 30/5/2008, 8:18 am

scubastewart wrote:
Nick wrote:Okay, I'm worried I'll get known as the nipple bloke
I've ordered the gun the grease and a flexible shaft fnaar fnaar!
I'll have to read up on where they are then .
I'll happily grease you all up for free on the 8th.

YIPPEEE!!!!

Nice one Nick, we will all be looking forward to you giving our nips a good service on the 8th!!! I def reckon you should charge everyone! Something like a pint for each car!!!

are you tryig to get him to lose his license!!!

**M77XNE** 30/5/2008, 8:21 am

I will drive him home - sorted then. But NO nipple action required. OKAY!

**Dark Knight** 30/5/2008, 8:26 am

M77XNE wrote:I will drive him home - sorted then. But NO nipple action required. OKAY!

after all them beers, he'll not know wher they are!!

**M77XNE** 30/5/2008, 8:27 am

Probs stuck to his forehead or his butt, one or the other!! Laughing

**Dark Knight** 30/5/2008, 8:29 am

M77XNE wrote:Probs stuck to his forehead or his butt, one or the other!!

i do hope he's bought a big supply of grease now!!!

**M77XNE** 30/5/2008, 8:34 am

Will good ole marg do? Suspect

**Nick** 30/5/2008, 8:50 am

Marg? only if it's called 'I can't believe its not lithium grease' Very Happy

To be honest it was on £16 for the gun so it's hardly costing a fortune, but I have no idea how much grease is required so might run out!

**Dark Knight** 30/5/2008, 8:50 am

M77XNE wrote:Will good ole marg do?

yes if your short of something too cook with at fest too, you can just squeeze it out of your grease points!!! Laughing

**M77XNE** 8/6/2008, 7:34 am

Nick, have you got your grease gun? Stew and I are really looking forward to having our nipples greased tomorrow! Laughing

**Nick** 8/6/2008, 7:48 am

I have the grease gun nippler in the boot, it has a long flexable shaft so should be good at getting into tight spaces apparently? Big eyes!

Someone will have to show me where their nipples are though, havent even done greased mine up yet Rolling Eyes

**M77XNE** 8/6/2008, 7:58 am

You are more than welcome to try it out on mine first - If my F comes that is!

If not, then I will be more than happy for you to do it on Stew's first!! Wink

Guest 8/6/2008, 8:34 am

Sorry Nick, haven't got a clue, and not able to get to my workshop manual. Just tried to search around, but can't find anything. Lets hope another SMSer has a workshop manual with them or already knows the locations!

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