The names Stiff. Stiffy Stiff.

[Stiff]

Errr. Hi! Not an MG owner, but I find that MG owners are an enthusiastic bunch and fun to meet up with!

Woop!

With sincerest regards,

Stiff

[Nick]

Hi,
...your reputation precedes you, from .org , and Max... I've never met you, but every picture I've seen involves you lying on the ground drunk / asleep?!
And I spotted your Focus at Fest too.

[Stiff]

Wow! I'm like famous and stuff!

Feel free to say hello! I'm not that scary. Execpt when I'm a naked!

[Nick]

Yasmeash!

[M77XNE]

Urmm, Stiff. One cannot BELIEVE you've put that picture up of one's self!!

Welcme anyway!

[Dark Knight]

A big war welcome! you may not be an owner but you can always hitch a lift with one!!

[Matto 180]

Errr. Hi! Not an MG owner, but I find that MG owners are an enthusiastic bunch and fun to meet up with!

Well you could sort that out and become an MG owner!!

PS NICE mankini

[M77XNE]

Stiff did have a TF, but it kept breaking so he sold it for his Focus which he now loves!

[Stiff]

Stiff did have a TF, but it kept breaking so he sold it for his Focus which he now loves!

As Maximus says, I got fed up with it and moved to a manufacturer whose belly is still down

I can appreciate the appeal of F's and TF's though, and I prefer the banter with MG folk.
It's commonly said that if you want an MG, make sure you can afford to run two!

[Stiff]

Urmm, Stiff. One cannot BELIEVE you've put that picture up of one's self!!

Welcme anyway!

One thinks one look rather spankingly good nekkid, actually

[Rich]

Hi Stiff! Glad to see you're back with us. I won't put the 'Welcome' smilie on as you were a member ages ago!

Go on then, send me a pic of the focus... I'm sure I can hide it somewhere on the website... under the 'Also ran' section!!!!

Mind you, you could always buy a nice silver MGF that's for sale locally. Very reliable...

Rich.

[Stiff]

Hi Stiff! Glad to see you're back with us. I won't put the 'Welcome' smilie on as you were a member ages ago!

Go on then, send me a pic of the focus... I'm sure I can hide it somewhere on the website... under the 'Also ran' section!!!!

Mind you, you could always buy a nice silver MGF that's for sale locally. Very reliable...

Rich.

Hi Rich!
Here's a link.
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/_Stiff_/Ford%20Focus/Focusfrontclose.jpg

And another.
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/_Stiff_/Ford%20Focus/Focusrear.jpg

It's a fast ford, innit bruv. Safe. The guy that sold it me gave me a free hat. It's nice. It's like tartan but beige and red. He also gave me an Adidas tracksuit too.
For some reason little 15 year-old girls follow me round when I'm in it. Wierd.

[Rich]

For some reason little 15 year-old girls follow me round when I'm in it. Wierd.

You wish!




Just updated you to 'SmS Full Member'...

Rich

[Dark Knight]

Just dont wear the Mankini or it wont just be 15 yr old girls following your, but cars with flashing blue lights



ooops - i do believ i may have refferred to Stewart

[Stiff]

For some reason little 15 year-old girls follow me round when I'm in it. Wierd.

You wish!

Rich

Yeurgh! Max and I were out in ol' Milk'n'Beans last night and the amount of teeny boppers there was unreal! I felt like I'd hitched a ride on a school trip!

[dressur]

Just dont wear the Mankini or it wont just be 15 yr old girls following your, but cars with flashing blue lights



ooops - i do believ i may have refferred to Stewart

I think he would have preferred you to keep that a secret!

[saffie]

That photo is very, very disturbing

[Stiff]

That photo is very, very disturbing

Pah! You know I look good!

[Shire]

That photo is very, very disturbing

The Focus isn't that bad

Welcome by the way Mr. Stiff

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