Re: A story thread.

**dressur** 3/10/2008, 1:33 am

Ghoulies and ghosties and long legged beasties, and things that go bump in the night, most of them green and hairy...

**Dark Knight** 3/10/2008, 1:41 am

or maybe it's just stewart in disquise making all that loud noise.........

**dressur** 3/10/2008, 2:30 am

The dark knight was correct, it was the infamous Scubastewart, and his built in TT exhaust - which sounded particularly effective against vinyl seats in hotel bars!

Guest 3/10/2008, 3:19 am

but he hated to demonstrate it in front of ally, his stalker who would try to film his crutch.

**dressur** 3/10/2008, 4:44 am

After all - as his only means of getting himself from a to b was his trusty crutch, and it hurt to have it laughed at..

**Captain Jack** 3/10/2008, 6:01 am

so a "chin up soldier, dry those eyes" from his friends

Guest 3/10/2008, 7:57 am

As Stewart hobbled off, he saw something in the distance...

**Rich** 3/10/2008, 8:00 am

... which resembled a green sportscar with white logos all over it ...

Rich

**dressur** 3/10/2008, 8:07 am

As he drew closer, he realised it was in fact a large green trunk, with the name Pandora painted on it in large white letters..

Guest 3/10/2008, 8:09 am

who's pandora? stewart thought as he rubbed his hands together 'is she fit?'

**Rich** 3/10/2008, 8:10 am

... but then remembered that Adrian Mole had been there already ...

Rich

Guest 3/10/2008, 8:11 am

He couldn't resist temptation, and had to have a peek in pandora's box...

**dressur** 3/10/2008, 8:12 am

There was only one way to find out, so despite the warnings painted on the lid, Stewart threw open Pandoras box, and immediately...

Guest 3/10/2008, 8:13 am

fell in love with the burberry lining..

**dressur** 3/10/2008, 8:15 am

but suddenly, there was a flash of multicoloured LED lighting, and a strange noise - like two angry hippopotamuses making out in a tin bathtub..

Guest 3/10/2008, 8:17 am

"excuse me" said Ally, "that was the beans"...

**dressur** 3/10/2008, 8:21 am

neatly deflecting attention from the real culprit!!

Guest 3/10/2008, 8:23 am

"Ally, what are you doing inside Pandora's box?" said Stewart.

**dressur** 3/10/2008, 8:25 am

"I am actually Allys long lost sister" said Pandora. We look virtually identical, but I'm actually much nicer

Guest 3/10/2008, 8:28 am

"Oh thank goodness, your sister keeps taking pictures of my crotch!"

**dressur** 3/10/2008, 8:32 am

" I wouldn't worry about that" said Pandora "She does it to everyone, and frankly - she's got more impressive examples on film now - so she won't be aiming her camera in your direction again"

Guest 3/10/2008, 8:36 am

"ouch" Stewart thought "I've never had any complaints before". "So, why are you in a box, and who is that underneath you?"

**dressur** 3/10/2008, 8:37 am

Slightly rattled by this, Stewart got out his mobile, and fired off a quick text to Ally, saying..

**Captain Jack** 3/10/2008, 3:00 pm

Chilli n chips please!

**dressur** 3/10/2008, 6:15 pm

then returned to the box, and said "Come on Pandora, who's in the box with you?" Pandora blushed...

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