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Friday fun - Retirement
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Friday fun - Retirement
Working people frequently ask retired people what do they do all day to
make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day James and I went into town and went
into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes.
When we came out, there was a traffic warden writing out a parking
ticket. We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a
senior citizen a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having worn tyres.
So James called him a shithead. He finished the second ticket and put
it on the windscreen with the first. Then he started writing a third
ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the
more tickets he wrote.
Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus. We try to have a
little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.
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