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Speeding.
Enthusiastic driver buys a new car and decides to try it out.
He's having great fun until in the rear view mirror he sees 'blue lights'
Sh1t he thinks but maybe I can out run it , down to the floor board he plants the accelerator and leads the chase.
But to no avail, and soon the boy in blue is on his tail light.
He pulls over and up walks the officer, 'why did you try to leave me sir',
'Well' says the driver, 'I have nine points on my licence and didn't want to loose it'.
'Come on sir' says the cop, 'I'm in a good mood, give me a good excuse and I'll let you go'
'Actually it's like this' says the driver ' earlier this week the mrs ran off with a cop and I thought he was bringing her back!!!!!'
He's having great fun until in the rear view mirror he sees 'blue lights'
Sh1t he thinks but maybe I can out run it , down to the floor board he plants the accelerator and leads the chase.
But to no avail, and soon the boy in blue is on his tail light.
He pulls over and up walks the officer, 'why did you try to leave me sir',
'Well' says the driver, 'I have nine points on my licence and didn't want to loose it'.
'Come on sir' says the cop, 'I'm in a good mood, give me a good excuse and I'll let you go'
'Actually it's like this' says the driver ' earlier this week the mrs ran off with a cop and I thought he was bringing her back!!!!!'
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