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Post  darrenzs 31/5/2008, 6:52 am

Enthusiastic driver buys a new car and decides to try it out.
He's having great fun until in the rear view mirror he sees 'blue lights' Shocked

Sh1t he thinks but maybe I can out run it Twisted Evil , down to the floor board he plants the accelerator and leads the chase.
But to no avail, and soon the boy in blue is on his tail light.

He pulls over and up walks the officer, 'why did you try to leave me sir',
'Well' says the driver, 'I have nine points on my licence and didn't want to loose it'.
'Come on sir' says the cop, 'I'm in a good mood, give me a good excuse and I'll let you go'


'Actually it's like this' says the driver ' earlier this week the mrs ran off with a cop and I thought he was bringing her back!!!!!'
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Post  Rich 31/5/2008, 7:03 am

Laugh my a**e off! Good one!

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Post  Dark Knight 1/6/2008, 1:45 am

Oh thas a reat one!!! i'll have to remember that one!!!
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Post  Guest 5/6/2008, 9:15 am

Very good!
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